I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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