i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
