i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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