Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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