let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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