On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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