If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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