If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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