Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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