I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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