Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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