fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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