I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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