There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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