ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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