Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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