Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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