Yo dont text me then not text me
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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