Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
