Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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