yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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