yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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