We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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