google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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