we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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