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He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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