If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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