Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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