HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
