This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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