: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
In the future we'll all be gay
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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