just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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