You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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