Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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