my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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