you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Randomize
