PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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