She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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