whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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