I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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