Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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