But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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