Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Randomize
