I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize