It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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