She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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