I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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