Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
