Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
we're so committed to being not committed
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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