her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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