Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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